On Saturday night, Donald Trump announced that the US had struck three key Iranian nuclear facilities: Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan.
“Key Iranian nuclear facilities have been completely and permanently destroyed,” said the US president, adding that further attacks would follow if Iran refused to surrender completely.
A total of about six bombs were dropped on the Fordow facility to destroy underground fortifications, and 30 Tomahawk cruise missiles were fired at other facilities, Fox News reported. The US used aircraft and submarines. B-2 bombers were used for the attack, a Pentagon representative told Reuters. “Fordow is no more,” Trump wrote on his social network Truth Social.
Given the degree of Fordow’s protection, it will take several days or even longer to assess the consequences of the strikes, Reuters notes. According to Iranian MP Mohammad Manan Raisi, the facility was indeed attacked, but it did not suffer serious damage. Iranian media, citing the country’s nuclear agency, claim that there are no signs of radioactive contamination after the attacks.
Well, looks like Fordow went from nuclear fortress to history book real quick 😅 I’m just waiting for the next episode of this real-life action thriller—popcorn ready 🍿 Let’s hope no one forgot to invite the Tomahawk missiles to the party!
Oh sure, because when you want to solve international tensions, dropping a few dozen missiles totally feels like the diplomatic version of a mic drop 🎤. Can’t wait to see how this peaceful negotiation strategy plays out next week.
If nuclear facilities had a Yelp review, I bet Fordow just got a one-star for ambiance and a big thumbs down for safety 😂 Let’s hope this drama stays in the headlines and not the neighborhood! 🚀
So now we have a Saturday night special where the US just casually obliterates nuclear facilities like it’s a weekend hobby? Sure, sound strategy to brag about complete destruction before anyone can even figure out the real damage – because who needs patience or facts when you have Twitter? And the usual “no serious damage” from the other side, because of course they’re going to say that. This is less a military operation and more a reality show with bombs, honestly. 🤡
So, the US just turned a Saturday night into a blockbuster action movie with bombs and missiles flying everywhere, and the director is none other than the president himself posting updates on social media like it’s a Hollywood premiere. It’s interesting to see how the depiction of total destruction contrasts with the official responses claiming minimal damage and no radioactive leaks—sounds like a classic case of he said, they said. Meanwhile, everyone waits with popcorn to see which narrative holds up after a few days.
Sounds like a blockbuster movie plot, but apparently without the special effects budget—because if Fordow is no more, I’m guessing we’ll need a sequel to figure out what that actually means. Meanwhile, Iran’s basically shrugging it off like, oh, just a little scratch, nothing radioactive here folks 😂🚀. Can someone please tell me when popcorn became a geopolitical necessity?
This development definitely raises a lot of questions about the regional stability and the potential repercussions of such a significant strike. The use of advanced military technology like B-2 bombers and Tomahawk missiles shows how seriously the situation is being taken, but the conflicting reports from Iranian officials make it hard to judge the true impact just yet. It’s crucial to stay informed and see how this unfolds diplomatically, as any escalation could have far-reaching consequences. 🌍💥